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THE STORY OF CESC FABREGAS
Cesc Febregas is like a Spanish woman, married to an
English man in North London for eight years. During that
period, she was barren and unproductive with many
miscarriages. The husband endured all the humiliation that
goes with a barren marriage for eight good years and soon
got tired. To save face, both parties resolved to call off the
marriage by mutual consent as Fabregas was allowed to
return to her parents in Barcelona. After some years at
home, neighbours started asking the usual questions.
When will you go back to your husband? Why must you
leave your matrimonial home? Why can't you endure with
your husband Mr Arsenal, the babies will surely come? Out
of shame and disgrace, she travelled to London with her
parents to beg a man she loves so much. But
unfortunately Mr Arsenal has found a new wife in Mesut
Ozil the German damsel with magical feet who only after
one year in his house gave birth to a bouncing baby trophy
called THE ENGLISH FA CUP. Disappointed and dejected,
Fabregas settled in the other side of London, that is West
London and got married to a less romantic, less appealing
Mr Chelsea. There, she is eager to find love again. She
wants to be accepted again. But the BIG QUESTION is: Will
She soon discover that, unlike with Mr Arsenal where
endurance was his watchword, Mr Chelsea is much more
brutal and uncompromising, If you fail to be productive in
two years, you will be sent back to your parents (in
Barcelona) or to any other Man dat is ready to Marry U?
(She can ask madam MATA). Bad enough, her new
husband in Stamford Bridge is now sterile and seen to be
impotent after failing to make any woman pregnant in the
last two years. (ask Mrs Madrid). Two Big Questions come
to mind: Can Mr Chelsea get Fabregas pregnant with
trophies this season? Or should we expect Otherwise?
Well, we wait.
Cesc Febregas is like a Spanish woman, married to an
English man in North London for eight years. During that
period, she was barren and unproductive with many
miscarriages. The husband endured all the humiliation that
goes with a barren marriage for eight good years and soon
got tired. To save face, both parties resolved to call off the
marriage by mutual consent as Fabregas was allowed to
return to her parents in Barcelona. After some years at
home, neighbours started asking the usual questions.
When will you go back to your husband? Why must you
leave your matrimonial home? Why can't you endure with
your husband Mr Arsenal, the babies will surely come? Out
of shame and disgrace, she travelled to London with her
parents to beg a man she loves so much. But
unfortunately Mr Arsenal has found a new wife in Mesut
Ozil the German damsel with magical feet who only after
one year in his house gave birth to a bouncing baby trophy
called THE ENGLISH FA CUP. Disappointed and dejected,
Fabregas settled in the other side of London, that is West
London and got married to a less romantic, less appealing
Mr Chelsea. There, she is eager to find love again. She
wants to be accepted again. But the BIG QUESTION is: Will
She soon discover that, unlike with Mr Arsenal where
endurance was his watchword, Mr Chelsea is much more
brutal and uncompromising, If you fail to be productive in
two years, you will be sent back to your parents (in
Barcelona) or to any other Man dat is ready to Marry U?
(She can ask madam MATA). Bad enough, her new
husband in Stamford Bridge is now sterile and seen to be
impotent after failing to make any woman pregnant in the
last two years. (ask Mrs Madrid). Two Big Questions come
to mind: Can Mr Chelsea get Fabregas pregnant with
trophies this season? Or should we expect Otherwise?
Well, we wait.