A pastor instructed his church members to give their offering according to their wives beauty.One rich man offered 5millon cedis.Another rich man offered 10millon cedis.Then richest man in the church offered 5pesewas.The pastor visited him the next day to find out the reason.When he knocked at the door an unfriendly,bulky voice replied I am coming.Then the skinniest ugliest woman opened the door and asked bitterly "what is it?".The pastor answered "I am after Mr.Sarpong? The woman answered I am his wife..the pastor looked dismayed and said "tell him he has a change of 4pesewas of his offering.