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A White, a Black and an Indian are walking along the beach when they find a magic lamp. Quick as a flash, out pops a Genie.
"Ah, you have freed me," says the Genie. "I will grant you each one wish to show my gratitude."
The Indian says, "I wish all the Indians were home in India living happy lives."
Poof! He disappears.
The Black says, "I wish all the Blacks were home in Africa living happy lives."
Poof! he disappears.
Then the White turns to the Genie and says, "So you're telling me there are no Blacks or Indians in the country?"
"Yes, I suppose so," replies the Genie.
The White says, "Well, I'll just have some champagne then."
"Ah, you have freed me," says the Genie. "I will grant you each one wish to show my gratitude."
The Indian says, "I wish all the Indians were home in India living happy lives."
Poof! He disappears.
The Black says, "I wish all the Blacks were home in Africa living happy lives."
Poof! he disappears.
Then the White turns to the Genie and says, "So you're telling me there are no Blacks or Indians in the country?"
"Yes, I suppose so," replies the Genie.
The White says, "Well, I'll just have some champagne then."