One word for the Father

Akpors: Emeka if you can run
round this street naked i will give
you 2million.
Emeka: that is very easy nah.
(Emeka pulls off his clothes and
started runing on the street
naked. As he was
runing his father saw him)
Dad: Emeka ! what is wrong with
you?
Emeka: daddy two million is
involved.
Dad: my enemies are at work oh.
Emeka:daddy two million is
involved.
Dad: i did not hear you, what did
you say?
Emeka: Daddy, two million is
involved. (Emeka continued the
race but he began to hear foot
step behind him so he turned
and saw his father runing also
naked)
Emeka: Daddy !!!,what are you
doing?
Dad: Emeka my son, two million
plus two million ...is it not four
million? So four million is
involved..
HahahahHahahahha. One word for the Father ...hahaaaa