Our Problem

Akpos comes back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked:

Wife: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?

Akpos: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.

Wife: Don’t say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married. Your problem is also my problem.

Akpos: OK, we have a problem in our office.

Wife: And what is the problem, darling?

Akpos: Our secretary is pregnant for us.

Wife: Whaaat!!! The wife fainted!