who owns a man??? a wife or a mother???

Who really owns a Man? His Mother or Wife? ARGUMENT.
Mother:- My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for a year.
Wife:- He is still sucking mine now and has been doing that for over 8 years.
Mother:- I carried him for nine months.
Wife:- He was only 3.5kg then, so what's is the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.
Mother:- He passed between my legs.
Wife:- Hahaha! he only passed there once, he stays in-between my legs like everyday.
So please WHO OWNS A MAN?.