A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide so she could poison her husband.
The pharmacist was shocked at what he heard and he said, "Lord have mercy, i can`t give you cyanide to kill ur husband.
That`s against the law and i'll lose my license and we'll be thrown in jail. Absolutely not, u can't have any cyanide.
The lady then reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied; Well, You should have told me you had a prescription.i think u should add a little DDT