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Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal and our guestshow much we have learnt so fardis year!Let’s do comparisons ....So if I say small, you say small,smaller,smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big ...........................Class : “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” ....
Teacher : “clean.”......................Class : “clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”.........................Class : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!.....Class : “very good, very goodder,very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”...................Class : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”................Class : “stop it now, stop it nower,stop it nowest!!
Teacher : “oh please.”..................Class :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!..............Class : “look at me, look at me-er,look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!...........Class : “what a disgrace, what a disgracer,what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die….........Class : I am finish, I am finishier, I am finishest!!!